145 Tequila Puns That Will Leave You Shaken

When it comes to tequila, the fun never ends.

Whether you’re celebrating Cinco de Mayo or simply enjoying a margarita with friends, tequila puns are always a hit.

This ultimate guide will leave you “shaken and stirred” with 145 creative wordplay puns that are sure to make your next party a blast. Let’s dive in!

Table of Contents

Margarita Puns

I’m margarita-ing my way through life.
Let’s taco ’bout margaritas.
Margarita-ville is my kind of town.
Life gives you lemons, but I prefer margaritas.
I’m just here for the margs!
Margaritas make everything better.
You had me at margarita.
My margarita brings all the friends to the yard.
It’s five o’clock somewhere… pass the margarita!
When life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Keep calm and drink a margarita.
Margarita: because adulting is hard.
Tequila + lime = my happy place.
Margaritas are a lime necessity.
If life hands you limes, make margaritas.

Tequila Shot Puns

Tequila is my shot of choice.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – especially tequila!
One shot, two shot, floor!
Tequila: taking shots at happiness.
Tequila is my liquid confidence.
Another round? Shot happens!
You call it a hangover; I call it tequila memories.
Let’s make it a night to remember… or forget!
Tequila: because bad decisions make good stories.
Life’s too short to not take the shot.
Let’s take a shot at this!
Tequila: making you dance like nobody’s watching.
Shots fired! Tequila in the building.
When life gets tough, take a shot of tequila.
Take life with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.

Lime Puns

You’re the lime to my tequila.
Let’s lime things up a bit!
Lime and tequila: a match made in heaven.
Limes make everything zest better.
Feeling limey after those tequila shots.
It’s lime o’clock somewhere!
Life without lime is un-tequila-ble.
When life gives you limes, spike your drink!
That’s a zest of the lime!
Lime and dine me with tequila.
Lime me up before you go-go!
Keep it zest-y with lime and tequila.
Lime-ing to the top with every shot.
I’m just here for the lime-light.
Limes make the world go ‘round!

Party Puns

Tequila: the official party starter.
Tequila, lime, and sunshine—party trifecta!
My dance moves are fueled by tequila.
Tequila: because it’s not a real party without it.
Tequila is the guest of honor at every fiesta.
Shake, pour, party, repeat!
A party without tequila is just a meeting.
Let’s taco ‘bout this tequila party!
Tequila: turning good times into great ones.
Tequila is my party trick.
This party is on tequila time.
Ready to fiesta with some tequila fun?
Pour decisions make the best parties.
Tequila, because no great story started with a salad.
Party ‘til you’re tequila’d out!

Tequila Sunrise Puns

A tequila sunrise a day keeps the doctor away.
Let’s watch the sunrise… with tequila.
The sunrise looks better through tequila glasses.
Tequila sunrise: where the magic begins.
Nothing like a tequila sunrise to start the day.
Mornings aren’t so bad with a tequila sunrise.
Tequila sunrise: because coffee is overrated.
Let’s toast to the sunrise… with tequila.
Start the day with a tequila sunrise and end it with a sunset.
Sunrise, tequila, repeat!
Just a girl in love with tequila sunrises.
The best view comes with a tequila sunrise in hand.
Tequila sunrise: the only way to rise and shine.
A new day, a new tequila sunrise.
The early bird gets the tequila sunrise.

Fiesta Puns

Tequila: the life of every fiesta.
Ole! Time for tequila at the fiesta.
Life’s a fiesta, and tequila’s invited!
It’s a tequila-fueled fiesta!
Time to get this fiesta started with tequila shots.
Sip, sip, hooray! It’s fiesta time!
Fiesta, Siesta, Tequila, Repeat.
Let’s taco ‘bout this tequila fiesta!
More tequila, less siesta!
A fiesta without tequila is just a siesta.
Fiesta goals: tequila in one hand, taco in the other.
Spice up your fiesta with some tequila.
A fiesta isn’t complete without a shot of tequila.
Can’t stop, won’t stop – it’s a tequila fiesta!
Time to fiesta like there’s no mañana!

Salt Puns

Pass the salt and tequila, please!
Tequila: a dash of salt, a lot of fun.
Life’s salty moments taste better with tequila.
Salt, tequila, lime: the perfect combination.
Don’t be salty, just take a shot of tequila!
Tequila without salt? You must be joking.
Pour some salt on that tequila.
Let’s keep it salty and tequil-icious!
Life is salty, but tequila makes it sweet.
Salt on the rim, tequila within.
Salt and tequila: the perfect blend of flavor.
A pinch of salt, a shot of tequila.
Keep calm and salt your tequila.
Don’t be sour—add some salt to your tequila.
Salt makes everything better… especially tequila.

Punny Tequila Sayings

Tequila is always a good idea.
You’re one shot of tequila away from a good time.
Let’s taco ‘bout how much I love tequila.
Keep calm and tequila on.
You had me at tequila.
Tequila made me do it.
Just add tequila and stir.
Sip happens. Especially with tequila.
Tequila: liquid motivation.
All you need is love and tequila.
I’m on cloud tequila.
May your day be as smooth as your tequila.
Tequila: because it’s always five o’clock somewhere.
When in doubt, just add tequila.
I’m in a tequila state of mind.

Bonus Tequila Puns (50 Puns)

Don’t worry, be tequila-happy!
In tequila we trust.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila.
Tequila is my spirit animal.
Let’s taco about a good time!
When life gives you lemons, trade them for limes and tequila.
I’m nacho average tequila lover.
Fiesta like there’s no mañana.
Tequila: the answer to all life’s problems.
Tequila: it’s like a hug in a glass.
Friends don’t let friends take shots alone.
Tequila: helping you dance since forever.
You tequila my heart!
Ready to lime and dine with tequila.
You’re the salt to my tequila.
I’ve got 99 problems, but tequila solved them all.
Tequila: because sometimes, water just won’t do.
Life’s too short for bad tequila.
Hit me with your best shot—of tequila!
Love at first shot… of tequila.
Let’s get this tequila show on the road!
Tequila time is the best time.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.
To tequila and beyond!
Let’s lime things up with tequila!
I’m tequila’ing the deal!
Here for the tacos and tequila.
It’s tequila o’clock somewhere.
You had me at tequila shot.
Pour the tequila, pass the good times.
Tequila makes everything better.
Who needs therapy when you have tequila?
I’m in a committed relationship with tequila.
Nacho average tequila drinker.
Let’s have a tequila and take on the world.
The tequila made me do it.
Let’s tequila about it over drinks.
You make me feel alive like a shot of tequila.
The lime and the tequila—what a duo!
Don’t tequila my vibe.
Tequila: always the life of the party.
Let’s toast to tequila and good friends.
Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
Sip happens, especially with tequila.
I’ll take tequila over regrets any day.
Keep your friends close and your tequila closer.

Conclusion

These tequila puns are sure to add some zest to your next gathering!

Whether you’re sipping on a margarita, taking shots, or simply enjoying the lime and salt combo, these wordplays are guaranteed to lighten the mood. Cheers to tequila and puns that keep the party going!