145 September Puns That Will Make You Fall in Love

As the leaves start to change and the air gets crisp, it’s the perfect time to celebrate the beginning of autumn with some September puns.

From back-to-school jokes to harvest humor, we’ve got over 145 puns to make you chuckle all month long. Dive into these pun-tastic sections and enjoy the season’s best wordplay!

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Back-to-School Puns

School is so much fun, it’s un-believ-September-able!
Going back to school in September? Let’s just say it’s a “grade” A idea!
I tried to stay positive, but September algebra has too many problems.
September’s class schedule is full – no room for mis-puns!
Autumn leaves are falling and so are my grades this September.
Studying in September is like a leaf – I just keep falling behind.
I’ve got September spirit – yes I do! I’ve got September spirit – how ‘bout you?
My September mood is like my backpack – carrying a lot of emotional “baggage.”
September school days are a real “fall-tercation.”
Back to school in September? That’s just the “write” way to start the fall.
September’s got me feeling like a substitute – just trying to make the grade.
My September resolution: “leaf” the procrastination behind!
September is just the teacher’s pet month – full of “class.”
New stationery in September? It’s a “pencil-tive” experience.
September has me feeling “notebook”-ed up with school spirit!

Fall Fashion Puns

September’s fall fashion? Sweater weather, forever better!
If you don’t like September scarves, you can leaf.
In September, you gotta “layer” up – it’s autumn-matic.
September’s favorite style? Falling in “vest.”
September’s autumn fashion: a season to un-veil!
No “sock” and awe here – September’s style is straight to the point.
September, please don’t “tassel” my fall fashion vibes.
Dressing up for September is an a-maize-ing experience.
September style tip: Go bold or gourd home.
September outfit planning: Let’s “leaf” nothing to chance.
September looks are always unbe-leaf-ably chic.
This September, fashion is anything but “plaid” and boring.
September style? It’s “cobblestone” cool.
September fashion is a real “wind-breaker.”
September wardrobe: because summer just can’t handle my fall spirit!

Autumn Activities Puns

September is a corn-ucopia of fun activities!
Can’t wait to “fall” into September activities!
September’s got me jumping into leaf piles – totally un-be-leaf-able!
A September without apple picking would be the “core” of a bad fall.
Autumn adventures in September? They’re totally “tree-mendous.”
Raking leaves in September? Just trying to “branch” out.
September weekends are for cider and seek-ing fun!
September hikes: I’m in it for the long “hall-oak.”
September says let’s “fall” in line for hayrides!
In September, every corn maze is a-maize-ing.
September activities? I’m just here for the “gourd” times.
It’s hard to “leaf” September activities behind.
Pumped for September pumpkin patches? You bet “gourd” I am!
September says let’s “cobble” together some fun.
September’s all about finding that sweet “spot” in the season!

Weather Puns

September weather? You’re “autumn”-atic-ally the best!
It’s September – time to “gust” go with the flow.
September’s weather is like my mood – always falling.
If you don’t like September weather, you’re just “gust” wrong.
September brings out the “chill” in us all.
September skies? They’re just “cloud”-nine worthy.
I don’t sweat September – it’s a breeze!
September rain or shine, it’s all fine with me.
September showers bring more than flowers – they bring cozy vibes!
In September, weather doesn’t “cloud” my mood.
September’s forecast: 100% chance of “leaf”ing the summer behind.
September is the calm before the “fall” of October.
September breezes? They’re cool as “fog.”
September says: It’s time to “turn over a new leaf.”
Fall breezes in September – now that’s just plain “cool.”

Food and Harvest Puns

September meals? A-maize-ing every time!
September’s harvest feast? It’s un-beet-able!
September is like a pumpkin – full of “gourd” vibes.
I’m “nutty” about September’s harvest treats!
September? More like Sep-tasty-ber!
September’s got me “falling” for all the apple pies.
You can’t “squash” my September spirit – it’s harvest time!
September’s snack game? Totally un-peel-ievable.
Corn on the cob in September? An a-maize-ing idea!
September’s got me baking up some “fall-ovely” treats.
September says let’s “harvest” all the fun!
You’re the apple of my pie, September.
September and apples go together like pie and “crust.”
September’s meals are a real “pear” of delight.
September corn mazes? They’re a-maize-ing every time.

Seasonal Feelings Puns

September has me feeling so a-“corny.”
September? I’m “falling” for you every day.
September feels? They’re unbe-leaf-able.
Let’s “rake” the most of September vibes.
September is so “fall”-filled, it’s unbe-leaf-able!
Feeling like a “fall”-star this September.
September’s got me feeling “nutty” about life.
Can you feel it? September’s a-maize-ing vibes!
September is like a leaf – it keeps me grounded.
Feeling “gourd-geous” this September.
September’s got me “falling” in love with life.
Can’t “leaf” September feels behind.
September mood: happy as an autumn breeze.
September’s got me “spruce”-ing up my life.
September says: Let’s fall in love with life again.

Cozy Puns

September? I’m “falling” into cozy season!
September says: It’s time to “sweater” up!
Let’s get “toasty” – it’s September!
September? More like Sep-“temple” of coziness.
September’s got me in a “blanket” state of mind.
September’s all about cozying up with a good “book.”
September feels like a “mug-nificent” hot chocolate day.
Sweater weather in September? That’s just “knit”-picker’s delight!
September, you’re so a-“peeling” and cozy.
Fall in September? It’s a “cuddle-up” time.
September’s got me feeling so “snuggle-worthy.”
September? Let’s “wrap” up in coziness!
September vibes: Totally “comfy” and cozy.
September says: Let’s get “fleece”-y!
September’s cozy feels are “woolly” the best!

Bonus Puns Section

September is a real “glove” affair.
September? I “candle” even with how perfect it is.
September puns? Can’t “leaf” them alone.
Feeling “pine” and dandy in September.
September’s got me thinking about my “roots.”
September is a hoot – just ask any owl!
Let’s make September “corny” – it’s only natural.
September’s the season of “gourd” vibes.
Fall into September and don’t “pine” for summer.
I “cedar” appeal of September puns!
September’s so sweet, it’s got me “sap”-py.
September? I’m so “bough-t” in!
September is like a leaf – it’s always turning over.
Fall puns in September? “Spruce” me up!
September, you’re so “fir”-gettable.
Autumn leaves in September? They’re a “re-leaf.”
This September, let’s “branch” out with fun.
September’s cool, but my fall puns are “hot.”
September is unbe-leaf-ably pun-tastic.
I’ve “fallen” and I can’t get up – must be September!
September is all about “fall”ing in line with puns.
Let’s not make “acorns” of ourselves with bad puns – keep ‘em sharp in September!
Puns in September? They’re the “root” of the season.
September’s so pun-ny, it should be “leaf”al.
Can’t “pine” a better month for puns than September.
Let’s make September un-“beleaf”-able with puns.
September puns? I’m just here for the “foliage.”
A pun for September? It’s unbe-leaf-able.
Can you “be-leaf” how many puns September has?
September’s got me feeling a little “frond” of fall.
This September, I’m just trying to stay “rooted.”
September? It’s “tree-rific” for puns.
September puns are like autumn leaves – endless and beautiful.
September is “barking” up the right tree with these puns.
Feeling “spruce”-ed up for September!
September’s vibe? Just “rake” it easy.
September puns are the “nuts”!
Fall into September puns – they’re unbe-leaf-able.
September puns are a “hay” of a good time.
Let’s “harvest” some great puns this September.
September and puns? It’s an unbe-leaf-able match.
September is unbe-“leaf”-ably full of puns.
Can’t “be-leaf” how great September puns are!