145 Purple Puns That Will Paint Your World

Welcome to the ultimate guide to purple puns! Whether you’re a fan of all things violet, lavender, or just love a good pun, this guide has it all.

We’ve categorized over 145 puns to ensure you find the perfect one to tickle your wordplay funny bone. Let’s get started!

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Punny Purple Fruits

I told my grapes they were wine-derful, now they’re all raisin their glasses.
The plum was feeling down, so it got a pick-me-up from the prune.
When the grapes got angry, they just let out a little whine.
The grapevine always has some grape gossip.
Purple grapes just love to wine and dine.
That grape is always making raisin-able decisions.
The plum said, “I’m drupe-ly sorry for what I’ve done.”
My favorite fruit? Plum-believable!
Grapes are the vine-iest fruits around!
The blackberry is always berry serious about everything.
When life gives you plums, make plum pudding!
The plum became a prune after a bit of time-drying.
Grapes really know how to cluster around!
I heard it through the grapevine, all these fruity puns are grape-tastic!
The plum just couldn’t prune itself from the jokes.

Shades of Purple

Lavender may be calming, but it’s got a vibrant “purple-nality”.
Mauve you ever seen a color so rich?
Violet’s the kind of color that can’t be beet!
Magenta-n other color can compare.
Indigo’s that shade when you’re just feeling blue-ish.
Lilac is just lavender’s little cousin with a twist.
Orchid you not, these purple shades are awesome!
Royalty loves purple because it’s a-majesty-color.
Mulberry to tell, but it’s truly the berry best color.
Periwinkle just can’t be periwrong.
Amethyst is gem-stone cold beautiful.
Boysenberry shades are berry-licious.
Eggplants always dress in a purple-tastic hue.
The deeper the hue, the better the purple-plicity.
Iris is truly eye-ris-istible.

Purple Animals

That octopus loves a good ink-purple escape.
Purple frogs are always hopping onto the latest trend.
Sea stars always keep it star-fish-ionable in purple.
Jellyfish? More like jelly-purple!
Purple parrots never get tired of squawking about their color.
There’s no missing the purple martins in the sky.
A purple sea urchin is one spiky fella!
Purple finches are always chirping about their color.
Purple herons always stand tall and proud.
The squid’s favorite color? Ink-purple!
A purple butterfly just flutters by with beauty.
Purple anemones know how to sea the world differently.
Purple crabs always scuttle with style.
That purple seahorse is horsing around under the sea.
Purple corals make a splash in the reef.

Purple Plants and Flowers

Violets are blue? Somebody’s colorblind—Violets are true purple.
Lilacs are lilac-alicious!
Aster-ally speaking, these purple blooms are starry and bright.
Wisteria blooms with a history of purple glory.
Lavender loves a good de-scent!
Petunias are the purrfect purple pick.
Purple pansies never wilt under pressure.
Crocus you not, these are pretty flowers!
A purple hydrangea? Blooming marvelous!
A purple orchid is truly petal-perfect.
Thistle be the most prickly purple plant.
Foxgloves are glove-ly and purpled to perfection.
A purple hibiscus knows how to bloom in style.
Bougainvillea may be tough, but it’s a softie at heart.
The purple passionflower is just full of flair.

Purple In Pop Culture

Barney loves to say, “I purple-lieve in you!”
Ursula from The Little Mermaid knows how to squid-stay in style.
Purple Minions are always in a grape mood.
That Purple Teletubby is always on tubby time.
Donatello from TMNT is a ninja with a purple punch.
Thanos believes in a perfectly balanced, purple world.
The Cheshire Cat’s grin is always a little purplish.
The Purple Man really knows how to command attention.
Spyro the Dragon always purples in for the win.
Agatha Christie’s “The Purple Room” is a mystery worth solving.
The Purple Rain just drizzles with Prince’s rhythm.
Count von Count loves to count his purple joys.
Tinky Winky is always in his purple mood.
The Joker’s purple suit is crime-scene chic.
Dumbledore’s robe was always a bit purplely wizard-like.

Purple Foods and Drinks

A purple potato? Fry me, it’s delicious!
Eggplants are always purple with pride.
Purple cabbage has layers of purple-tude.
Beets just can’t beet that purple shade.
Purple carrots are root-ifully colorful.
Acai bowls are always purply perfect.
That dragon fruit? It’s berry eye-catching.
Purple sweet potatoes make for a sweet treat.
Concord grapes just like to wine down.
Red onions? They’re actually purply-fied!
Purple cauliflower? Blooming with color.
Plum jam is always a sweet surprise.
Mulberries are the berry best in purple.
Blackberries are berry seriously delicious.
Ube always brings the sweet purple vibes.

Purple Fashion

Velvet is the most velvety soft purple wear.
A purple bowtie is always in the know-tie.
Lavender suits? Now that’s business casual in bloom!
Purple sneakers keep you running in style.
A purple hat just tops it all off.
Don a purple dress and make a statement.
A violet scarf? Just wrap it up in color.
Purple ties? They’re knot too shabby.
Purple hoodies are always comfort in color.
Throw on a purple belt, and cinch the deal.
Purple gloves? Hand down the best.
A mauve jacket is truly slick.
Purple sunglasses? Totally shade-y.
Purple socks are stepping up the color game.
Indigo jeans just rock the look.

Bonus Purple Puns

Purple rain? More like reign of puns!
That grape is just raisin the bar.
I’m feeling grape-tastic today!
Don’t wine about it, just enjoy the pun.
Eggplants always love to stir up the pot.
Purple fashion? Violet it shine!
The grapevine always hears the best puns.
A violet outlook always brightens the day.
This purple trend is plum-believable.
Grapes know how to live in clusters.
A purple palette is always a bright idea.
Lavender fields are in full bloom, just for fun!
Thistle be the best pun yet.
Violet takes pride in its purplicity.
A purple mood can never be violet.
The violet shade is just a lilac in purple spirit.
That’s berry serious purple business.
Purple frogs leap with lilac pride.
Purple hues are just eggplant-astic.
That purple dye is just dyed and true.
The sky’s the limit when you’re thinking in purple.
Paint it purple and let the jokes flow.
Eggplants keep their friends close and their fries closer.
Purple hearts are given for service in pun-duty.
Wear purple, and let it dye your day.
If the shoe fits, make it purple.
A purple purse just bags the best style.
Eggplant parmesan? Now that’s a plant with plans!
Purple hues are grape for decor.
Feeling a little blue? Try adding some violet!
A violet is like a purple whisper in the garden.
The purple crayon colors outside the lines.
A grape pun is always a vine idea.
An eggplant emoji says it all.
Eggplants make a-fruit-ive arguments.
A purple sunset is nature’s way of signing off.
Feeling grape-vine today.
The purple jelly bean is the king of the jar.
Purple tulips bloom with royal pride.
Lavender oils are all about calm purple vibes.
Violet is just a shy purple.
Purple turtles always stay in their shell-ebrating.
The purple crayon always colors life outside the box.
Eggplants take pride in their purple form.
Paint it purple and let the lavender bloom.
Violet flowers just brighten the gloomiest days.
The grape escape is always a bit whiny.
That grape pun is really raisin the stakes.
Purple shoes are stepping up in style.
A purple pen writes the most colorful notes.