Pie lovers and pun enthusiasts, welcome to the ultimate collection of pie puns! Whether you’re baking up some laughs or just love a good wordplay, we’ve got over 145 pie-tastic puns for you.
From apple to pumpkin, these puns will leave you “crust-ing” with laughter. Dig in, because this pun-filled feast is about to begin!
Fruit Pie Puns
Fruit pies are classic, and so are these fruit-based puns! Here are 15 puns to get you laughing like an apple pie cooling on the windowsill.
- I only have pies for you.
- You’re the apple of my pie.
- That was berry funny!
- This pie is un-pear-alleled.
- You’re cherry sweet!
- We make a perfect pear!
- Life is sweet as pie.
- Pie makes everything peachy.
- I’m grapeful for you.
- You’re my slice of heaven.
- Have a slice day!
- You’re the zest!
- I love you berry much.
- Sweet as pie and twice as nice!
- This pie is a-peel-ing!
Pumpkin Pie Puns
Fall wouldn’t be complete without pumpkin pie, and these puns are just as delicious.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- You’ve got pie-ten-tial!
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
- You’ve got a-peel.
- You’re my pumpkin pie in the sky.
- Don’t be afraid to spice it up!
- You’re the pumpkin to my pie.
- This pie is gourd-geous!
- Don’t squash my pie dreams.
- I fall for pie every year.
- Spice things up with a little cinnamon.
- You pie-ce my heart together.
- I’m falling in love with this pie.
- You’re the apple to my pumpkin.
- This pumpkin pie is unbe-leaf-able!
Pie Baking Puns
Love baking pies? You’ll love these puns even more! Check out these 15 puns about the process of baking pies.
- Let’s roll with it!
- Don’t be afraid to whisk it.
- I’m on a roll, let’s bake a pie.
- Dough you even bake, bro?
- I knead this pie in my life.
- Whisking you a delicious day.
- I’m baking a difference.
- Pies are made of dough-licious dreams.
- Bake it till you make it.
- I doughnut care, I love pie!
- The filling is mutual.
- We make a great recipe for success.
- I’m crustworthy, I swear!
- Pie’s the limit.
- Let’s keep things flaky.
Savory Pie Puns
Who said pies had to be sweet? These savory pie puns are just as satisfying.
- It’s all gravy from here.
- This pie is stew-pendous!
- You quiche me right in the feels.
- You’re the chicken to my potpie.
- I’ve got a crust on you.
- Let’s meat up for some pie.
- This pie is pasty perfect.
- These pies are souper delicious.
- Potpie makes the world go round.
- This pie is egg-cellent!
- I’m feeling savory today.
- These pies are so filling.
- Let’s pie things together.
- Get ready to have a pizza this pie.
- This shepherd’s pie is pure comfort!
Pie Expressions Puns
Turn common phrases into pie puns with these witty wordplays. Here are 15 clever twists on everyday expressions.
- Easy as pie.
- A piece of pie for your thoughts.
- That’s the way the pie crumbles.
- Pie’s the limit!
- I’m feeling pie-ticularly hungry.
- I can’t pie-believe my eyes!
- Life of pie.
- Pie, oh pie!
- Time flies when you’re having pie.
- High as pie in the sky.
- That’s my slice of life.
- Don’t pie over spilled milk.
- The bigger the pie, the better.
- This situation is pie-ticular.
- That’s the icing on the pie!
Pie Love Puns
If you’re a pie lover, these puns are for you! Let’s celebrate our love for pies with 15 fun pie-related puns about affection.
- I pie-ppreciate you!
- You’re the apple to my pie.
- You bake my heart happy.
- We were meant to pie together.
- I’m head over pies for you.
- You make my heart skip a “beet.”
- You make my world go round like a pie!
- You butter believe I love pie.
- I love you with all my pie.
- You’re the key to my lime pie!
- Together, we’re flaky but fabulous.
- My love for you is un-crustable.
- This pie stole a pizza my heart.
- You’re the perfect mix of sweet and savory.
- Pie love you more every day.
Holiday Pie Puns
Pie and holidays go hand in hand. Here are 15 pie puns to celebrate festive occasions.
- Have a pie-tacular Thanksgiving!
- Season’s eatings, everyone!
- Pie’s the reason for the season.
- It’s the most wonderful time for pie.
- Christmas without pie? Un-thinkable!
- Pie wishes and pumpkin spice dreams.
- Happy pie-lidays!
- I’m piecing together the perfect holiday.
- Let’s raise a pie to the new year.
- Pie makes everything merry and bright.
- Santa Claus loves a good pie.
- Deck the halls with pie crusts.
- Let’s bake some holiday magic!
- Nothing says Christmas like pie.
- Let’s get baked this holiday season!
Pie Humor Puns
For those who love pie and humor, these puns will keep you laughing out loud.
- Pie am so funny!
- I’m feeling pie-sted.
- Why did the pie go to therapy? It felt crustfallen.
- You dough-nut know how much I love pie.
- This pie is totally nuts.
- Pie-thon is my favorite programming language.
- Pie-thagoras would love this dessert.
- Pie-nal destination? My belly!
- Dough or die!
- I’m in a serious relationship with pie.
- The pies have it!
- Did you see that pie rate? Argh!
- Pie-ced off? Have a slice.
- You bake my day!
- What’s the pie-rate of success? 100%!
Bonus: 50 Extra Puns for Pie Lovers
As promised, here are 50 extra pie puns to keep the laughs going.
- You can pie-dle your way into my heart.
- What’s your favorite pie-nt of view?
- Let’s pie-rate these jokes.
- I’m pie-ting the urge to eat more pie.
- It’s a pie-castle in the sky.
- Let’s pie-lot this project together.
- Pie-thon is squeezing my heart.
- That pie was out of crustrol.
- I knead more pie in my life.
- You’re pie-nomenal!
- Pie’m on cloud nine.
- You really crusted it with that one.
- What a slice-olation!
- This pie is crust-worthy.
- Pie-nomenon!
- You’re a pie-votal part of my life.
- Don’t pie-tition for another slice!
- That was piefect!
- What a pie-ful day!
- Pie me a river.
- It’s pie-fectly normal to eat a whole pie.
- You crust me, right?
- Don’t pie too much at once.
- It’s a pie-pleasure to meet you.
- Let’s go on a pie-lgrimage.
- What a pie-some time we had!
- I pie-ssure you, it’s good.
- A pie-lit of laughter.
- I have pie-dea after pie-dea!
- That’s pie-diculous!
- What a pie-mate.
- Pie-lations of success.
- I feel so pie-pular right now.
- Have pie-lot of laughs.
- You’re in pie-solation now!
- Pie me to the moon.
- I’m pie-sed to meet you.
- Pie-in-the-sky dreams!
- It’s a pie-ful situation.
- Don’t pie away from your dreams.
- Pie-sitive thinking gets us through.
- A pie-fectionist’s dream!
- Pie are round, not square!
- Let’s pie-verge from the ordinary.
- Pie-lovers unite!
- Keep pie-ling on the jokes!
- What a pie-tful joke.
- We’re pie-se together in this.
- You pieced it together perfectly!
Conclusion
Puns and pies—a match made in heaven! From sweet to savory, these puns are sure to delight any pie enthusiast. With over 145 puns, there’s something here for every occasion, mood, and flavor of pie. Next time you’re enjoying a slice, don’t forget to share one of these pie-rific puns with your friends!