Get ready to explore a treasure trove of New Mexico puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone!
Whether you’re a fan of the state’s rich culture, spicy cuisine, or stunning landscapes, these puns will give you a good chuckle.
From Albuquerque to Santa Fe, let’s pun our way through the Land of Enchantment!
New Mexico Food Puns
- Don’t get jalapeño business, unless it’s about green chile!
- I’m nacho ordinary New Mexican—I’m spicy!
- Tamale? More like too tasty!
- I’m really enchilada fun in New Mexico!
- Tacos may come and go, but New Mexico’s chile love is forever.
- I tortilla-ly dig New Mexico’s cuisine!
- Burrito-ing in New Mexico just feels right.
- You guac my world, New Mexico!
- Don’t go bacon my heart—let’s taco ’bout New Mexican food!
- New Mexico is nacho average state when it comes to food.
- Let’s taco ’bout how great New Mexican salsa is!
- I’m feeling a little chile today, must be the New Mexican weather!
- Queso what? New Mexico’s food is the best!
- Posole? Pos-yes-ole in New Mexico!
- Beans, beans, the magical fruit… only better in New Mexico!
New Mexico Landmarks and Geography Puns
- The mountains in New Mexico are all peak performance!
- Carlsbad Caverns? More like Carls-rad Caverns!
- I canyon-t even with how beautiful New Mexico is.
- New Mexico rocks! Literally, have you seen those landscapes?
- Roswell? I’m feeling out of this world already!
- The Rio Grande is just river-ing with beauty!
- White Sands? More like Bright Sands!
- Albuquerque? More like Albuquirky with all these hot air balloons!
- Mesa want to stay in New Mexico forever.
- Sandia Mountains? You mean “Sunday-ya” because it’s always sunny!
- Don’t desert me, New Mexico!
- Taos is just tau-stally awesome.
- Truth or Consequences? More like Fun or Adventures!
- I lava New Mexico—those volcanic formations are lit!
- Los Alamos? More like Lots-o-fun-amos!
New Mexico Culture and History Puns
- I’m artsy because I visit Santa Fe!
- Let’s adobe this place up with some New Mexican style.
- If you’re Santa Fe-miliar with the culture, you know it’s the best.
- It’s a Pueblo-pleaser kind of day in New Mexico!
- New Mexico’s culture is chile-lly peppery!
- I’m pottery about New Mexico’s artsy vibe.
- Natives knew how to kick it in New Mexico—taco ’bout tradition!
- I’m a sucker for Santa Fe’s fiesta!
- Going back in time? More like back in thyme with all these herbs in New Mexico cuisine!
- There’s no plaza like the Santa Fe Plaza!
- New Mexico is mosaic-ing me happy!
- Gila, it’s like I’m in a different time zone!
- Hopi you enjoy New Mexico’s ancient history!
- Archaeology in New Mexico is rock solid.
- Zia, New Mexico, you’ve sun-symbol-ed your way into my heart.
New Mexico Wildlife Puns
- I lizard you not, New Mexico has cool critters!
- Bison-tennial? More like bison-tential!
- Rattlesnakes? Let’s just rattle and roll!
- It’s a roadrunner of a good time in New Mexico!
- Owl never forget the wildlife of New Mexico!
- New Mexico? More like Zoo Mexico with all this wildlife!
- I’m howlin’ for a good time in New Mexico!
- Bighorn sheep? More like big-awesome sheep!
- It’s a bird, it’s a plane—nope, it’s New Mexico’s majestic falcon!
- Prairie dogs? More like prairie log my adventures here!
- Mule deer? More like cool deer in New Mexico!
- Don’t coyote me; the wildlife here is amazing!
- Cactus wren? More like practice-wren for a chirpy time!
- Gecko-urself to New Mexico to see these creatures!
- Bear-ly scratching the surface of New Mexico’s wildlife!
New Mexico Weather and Nature Puns
- I’m totally thunderstruck by New Mexico’s weather!
- New Mexico? More like Sun-shine-co!
- I mist you, New Mexico—especially your rare rainy days!
- I’ve got a sandstorm of feelings for New Mexico!
- The heat is on! Oh wait, it’s just a typical New Mexico summer.
- I’ve snow idea how New Mexico stays so cool!
- It’s dry here, but my love for New Mexico is never parched!
- Lightning strikes thrice in New Mexico—because it’s just that electrifying!
- There’s no drought about it—New Mexico’s nature is thriving!
- I cloud not imagine a better place than New Mexico!
- It’s rain or shine in New Mexico; either way, it’s divine!
- Sun-kissed? More like Sun-kissed New Mexico.
- When it rains in New Mexico, it desert-s like it!
- A breeze of fresh air? More like a New Mexican zephyr!
- Snow way! New Mexico has it all!
Bonus New Mexico Puns
- I New Mexi-can’t get enough of these puns!
- If you’re lost, just follow the Santa Fe Trail of laughs!
- New Mexico? More like New Mexi-cool!
- Never a dull moment in New Mexico—it’s just too enchanted!
- You’re Rio-Grande-standing if you haven’t been to New Mexico.
- Let’s stay on top of things at Sandia Peak!
- How New Mexico stole Christmas—Green chile edition!
- I’m sun-burnt but never burnt out in New Mexico!
- All those in-favor-ite New Mexico, say “aye!”
- We are all a-boot about New Mexico.
- New Mexico: it’s cact-using quite the scene!
- No adobe about it, New Mexico is amazing.
- Sunflowers? More like fun-flowers in New Mexico!
- You auto-mobile down Route 66 to New Mexico!
- This state’s got s’more to offer than meets the eye.
- For chile-reasons I can’t explain, I just love New Mexico!
- Peppers aren’t the only thing that’s hot in New Mexico.
- Hot air balloons? More like hot air buffoons having fun!
- Salsa dancing? More like salsa-mancing in New Mexico!
- Water you doing if you’re not visiting the Rio Grande?
- It’s all agave and good vibes in New Mexico.
- There’s a certain mesa-ry in the New Mexican desert!
- Sage advice: visit New Mexico!
- Don’t be a sap, check out New Mexico’s trees!
- Succulent times are ahead in New Mexico!
- You corn have a-maize-ing time here.
- What’s the deal? New Mexico is just so dill-lightful!
- Prickly? Only the cacti, not the people!
- Let’s spice things up with a New Mexico trip.
- You make me feel some type of way, like I’m in Santa Fe.
- Bumping along the dirt roads never felt so good!
- Love at first site! New Mexico, you’ve got me hooked.
- I’m fan-taos-tic when I’m in New Mexico.
- Never mesa around in New Mexico, it’s all about good times.
- New Mexico’s beauty is quartz essential.
- Have a saguaro-ing good time in New Mexico!
- I’m pining for the forests of New Mexico.
- New Mexico makes my heart bloom.
- I’m going to pueblo my mind with all this fun.
- Sipapu, you make my ski day!
- A leaf in the breeze, that’s how I feel in New Mexico.
- Alien-ate me from other states, I belong in Roswell!
- Enchantment is a state of mind, but also a state of New Mexico.
- Feeling adobe and joy in New Mexico.
- Santa Fe is Saint Fabulous if you ask me!