145 Country Puns That Will Make You Laugh

Ready to embark on a globe-trotting journey filled with laughter?

Dive into our ultimate guide of country puns, where each pun will take you to a different corner of the world.

From punny plays on famous nations to wordy wonders that cross borders, this wordplay collection is sure to tickle your funny bone. Let’s get punning!

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European Country Puns

Why did Spain never lock its doors? It wanted to keep Madrid-y open.
If you’re hungry in Italy, you’re in a pasta-tively great place.
Switzerland’s neutrality is no joke, but their chocolate is so sweet, it’s border-line ridiculous.
Belgium really waffles when making decisions.
When the UK leaves the EU, you could say they’re Brexit-ing the building.
Greece’s economy is in ruins, but at least their yogurt is in good taste.
Norway I’d ever leave this place; it’s so fjord-orable.
In Russia, every pun is Putin an effort.
Iceland’s puns are always cool, but sometimes they get a little Reykjavik-y.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do; otherwise, you’re Vatican’t.
Denmark’s weather is terrible, but the pastries are Dan-tastic.
Ireland is Dublin in size whenever people hear their puns.
The Netherlands can be flat, but their jokes are always high.
Poland always poles ahead in every competition.
Austria makes everything sound like a Vienn-ese.

Asian Country Puns

India is curry-ing favor with everyone through food.
South Korea’s puns are Seoul-ful and heartwarming.
Japan’s puns are pretty sushi-sticated.
China is a great place; they always have a good tea party.
Thailand has the best puns; they never get Thai-red of them.
Singapore’s puns are the real deal, Merlion up every time.
Israel keeps its puns kosher, but they’re still hummus-arious.
Vietnam is pho real when it comes to delicious food.
Pakistan has a talent for making puns that are beyond the pale-stine.
Afghanistan’s puns are bomb, but sometimes they Taliban out of control.
The Philippines is Manila-ing their puns to perfection.
Nepal’s jokes are a peak experience; they always Everest in the Himalayas.
Indonesia is Jakarta-ing some good laughs with their wordplay.
In Mongolia, the puns are always nomadic—they just roam around.
Iran so fast after hearing their puns, I almost Persia-ed myself laughing.

African Country Puns

Egypt is in denial about the quality of their puns, but they’re quite pharaonic.
Morocco always has the right pun, it’s Fez-tastic.
Kenya believe how punny these African countries are?
Tunisia’s puns will never desert you.
Ghana have to admit, the jokes are pretty Accra-te.
Ethiopia is brew-ing up some coffee puns that will perk you up.
Nigeria has a lot of cheeky puns; they’re Lagos-tic.
South Africa’s puns are Kruger to none.
Sudan will soon deliver more jokes that are Khartoum-ly hilarious.
In Algeria, their puns will Casbah you by surprise.
Rwanda’s puns are Kigali-ty gold.
Mali has great puns, but sometimes they’re a bit Bamako-late.
Uganda should listen to these jokes—they’re Kampala-bel.
Somalia’s puns will Mogadishu in a good mood.
Tanzania’s puns are the mane event, especially near the Serengeti.