Heading back to school doesn’t have to be a drag—especially when you add a dash of humor!
In this ultimate guide, we’ve rounded up over 145 hilarious back-to-school puns to keep students, teachers, and parents smiling from the first bell to the final exam.
Get ready to laugh your way through the school year via wordplay!
Classroom Essentials Puns
- I’ve got the write stuff for this class!
- I’ve got a pencil in my hand and lead in my future.
- You can count on me, especially in math class.
- I’ve got my eye on you, just like a protractor.
- Ruler of the classroom: that’s me!
- Are we on the same page, or just in the same binder?
- I’m sharp like a new pencil.
- Time to get a little bolder with this folder.
- Highlighter of my day? Definitely school!
- Staple yourself in for a great year!
- You’ve really stuck with me, like glue.
- Getting in shape for gym class? I’ve got my eraser ready to wipe out mistakes.
- It’s a clip-tastic day when everything holds together.
- Nothing can erase how awesome this year will be!
- File this under ‘most organized school year ever.’
Teacher Appreciation Puns
- Thanks for teaching me the write way!
- You really measure up as the best teacher.
- I can’t mask how much I appreciate your hard work.
- You’re the highlight of my school day!
- I’m chalk-full of gratitude for you.
- Thanks for not letting me unravel like a bad notebook!
- You deserve an A+ in my book.
- You’ve stuck by me like glue—thanks for that!
- This year, I’ll always be on point—just like you taught me.
- Your lessons really resonate—I mean, they’re note-worthy!
- Your teaching is off the (bulletin) board!
- You’re the best, hands down—no need to grade this.
- Time flies when you’re having fun—thanks for making it enjoyable!
- I’ve learned so much from you, I could fill a library!
- A teacher like you is rare—you’re one in a billion!
Math and Science Puns
- Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
- I’ve got problems, but geometry ain’t one.
- Algebra’s tough, but I’ll never go off on a tangent.
- Chemistry jokes? I’ve got the formula for that!
- Physics class always keeps me grounded.
- I’d tell you a math joke, but it’s too derivative.
- Science teachers are out of this world!
- I’m over the moon for astronomy class.
- Biology class gives me all the cell-ebrate vibes!
- Geometry rocks my angle every time.
- Algebra class always adds up to something interesting.
- No matter what, I’ll sum up this year as a success.
- I’m positively charged for physics class!
- Chemistry always sparks interesting reactions.
- I’ve got a periodic table of success waiting for me this year.
English and Literature Puns
- Words can’t describe how much I love English class!
- Reading is literally my favorite activity.
- We’re on the same page—especially in English class.
- I’ve got a novel idea: let’s ace this year!
- You can bet your bottom dollar that this book has a great plot.
- I’ve got my head write in the game.
- English class always makes me feel well-versed.
- I’m starting a new chapter with every book.
- If you’re looking for me, I’ll be booked solid this year.
- In English class, I never miss a punctuation mark!
- This essay is going to be a real page-turner.
- I can’t put this book down—it’s a spine-tingler.
- English class? It’s the write choice for me.
- Every day’s a novel adventure in literature!
- I’m hooked on reading, one chapter at a time.
School Supply Puns
- Sharp as a pencil, organized as a binder.
- My eraser’s working overtime—just like me!
- I’m not ruler of the world, but I’m ruler of my notebook.
- I’m stapling my way to success!
- Ready to take notes? I’ve got a fresh stack of paper.
- This notebook is going to binder me to success!
- I’m ready to draw out my plans—bring on the markers.
- Let’s highlight the bright spots of this school year!
- This school supply haul is really note-worthy.
- Glue yourself to your studies, and success will stick.
- It’s a hole punch of excitement for a fresh school year.
- These school supplies are going to really make the grade!
- Scissors? More like decision-makers.
- Let’s clip through this school year like pros!
- With these school supplies, I’m bound for greatness.
History and Social Studies Puns
- I have a revolutionary idea for history class!
- Don’t worry—I’m taking notes on this lesson!
- Social studies? More like social scenes!
- History is bound to repeat itself—especially in my homework.
- I’m going to leave my mark in history class.
- These dates are set in stone, just like the pyramids.
- Who needs a time machine when history class takes me back?
- I’ve got a capital idea for acing this government class!
- Mapping out my success, one continent at a time.
- I’ve got landmark achievements ahead in social studies.
- Geography? I’m globally prepared.
- Time to study hard and leave a legacy!
- World history? I’ve continent-ed to study all night.
- This year’s history is still being written—and I’m a part of it.
- I’m ready to uncover all the mysteries in history class.
Food-Themed Puns for Lunchtime
- Lettuce all rejoice—it’s lunch break!
- Don’t be a turkey, let’s taco ‘bout how great school lunch is.
- This sandwich is a real slice of happiness.
- Lunchtime? I’m just here for the pizza my mind.
- You can’t ketchup with me—I’m too fast at finishing lunch!
- These fries have the fry-nest potential.
- I donut care what you say—lunch is my favorite subject.
- I’m on a roll with this sandwich!
- Sandwiches make everything butter.
- Nacho average school lunch, right here!
- Breadsticks? More like bread-victories!
- Lunchtime is the toast of the day.
- Time to taco ‘bout how much I love lunch!
- My lunch is berry delicious today.
- I’ve got a hunger for more school puns and pizza.
Bonus Puns for Extra Laughs
- Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high grades.
- I’m chalking this one up as a win!
- My grades are on the rise, and so is my GPA.
- This class is like a zoo—wild but fun!
- It’s all about school spirit this year.
- Why did the teacher go to the beach? Because she needed a little recess.
- My backpack is ready, and so am I!
- The art class always colors my world.
- Pencils down, but heads up—this year is going to be great.
- I’m not lion when I say this is the best class ever.
- Science class always gives me a reaction!
- I’m falling write into the school routine.
- Did you hear about the math book? It’s got too many problems.
- This is the most class-y time of year!
- I’m in my element—just like the periodic table.
- I don’t measure success, but my ruler does.
- School has drawn out my best ideas yet.
- Watt’s going on in science class? Plenty of electricity!
- I can’t contain my excitement for school this year.
- This year’s going to be totally acute!
- My studies are really going to add up this year.
- I’m taking a leaf out of my notebook for a fresh start.
- The library is a bookworm’s paradise!
- I’m write where I need to be—back at school.
- Getting ready for school is a real noteworthy event.
- I’m piecing together my studies like a puzzle.
- History class? It’s a real page-turner!
- This notebook is my new best friend!
- I’m about to ace this year, one subject at a time.
Heading back to school has never been more fun! With these 145 back-to-school puns, you’ll be prepared to tackle the year with laughter, creativity, and a lot of enthusiasm.
Whether you’re a student, teacher, or parent, these puns are sure to lighten the mood and add some humor to the daily grind of school life. Here’s to a successful, pun-filled school year!