Anatomy is no joke, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun with it!
This ultimate collection of anatomy puns is sure to bring out your inner comedian.
From bones to brains, there’s something here to tickle every funny bone. Get ready to laugh your head off with these wordplay puns, categorized for maximum hilarity.
Bone-Tickling Bone Puns
- I’m humerus, and I know it!
- I met a skeleton at the party; he was a real bonehead.
- The skeleton couldn’t keep a secret—he had no guts!
- It takes a lot of spine to tell a good bone joke.
- I used to hate my skeleton, but now I find it quite rib-tickling.
- The skeleton was so lazy, he was bone idle.
- Want to hear a rib-tickling joke? Nah, it’s too bare-boned.
- My skeleton friend has no body to go out with.
- Don’t cross a skeleton—they’ll snap!
- When I tell bone puns, people just can’t stop groaning.
- That bone comedian really struck a chord—he was just ribbing you!
- The broken bone was grounded. It was put in a cast.
- I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
- I didn’t find the broken bone joke funny at first, but then it clicked.
- That joke was so bad, it went straight to the bone.
Heart-Pounding Heart Puns
- I’ve got my heart set on this pun!
- You have a lot of heart—just not in a physical sense.
- Did you hear about the cardiologist? He had a lot of heart in his work.
- I gave you my heart, and you made it skip a beat!
- Artery puns are arterily hilarious.
- It’s important to be pumped about heart puns.
- If my heart skipped any more beats, I’d be a DJ.
- He really vein-tured into pun territory.
- I put my heart into this joke, so don’t make me bypass it.
- Puns about the heart? Now that’s something we can all beat to.
- He had a lot of heart, but it was too atrial for me.
- You stole my heart—literally, where did it go?!
- Aortic you to stop making heart puns!
- The anatomy professor was so passionate—she had a lot of heart.
- This joke is really coming from the heart of the matter.
Gut-Busting Digestive Puns
- I’m not full of it—just digesting the facts.
- The stomach said to the intestines, “I’m gut feeling something weird.”
- It was a bowel-er move, but I took it.
- I didn’t want to share my lunch, but I had to stomach it.
- That guy has some guts—literally!
- These stomach jokes are really gut-wrenching.
- I’ve got a bad case of pun-gestion.
- I ate some alphabet soup and now I’m boweling over with letters.
- I couldn’t stomach that joke—it was just too cheesy.
- The digestive system is the most absorbent subject.
- These puns are intestinely hilarious.
- I made a digestive joke, but it just went down the wrong pipe.
- My intestines always know when to make a gut decision.
- Stop bellyaching and laugh at the joke already!
- Did you hear about the hungry stomach? It couldn’t be digest-ed.
Brainy Brain Puns
- Neuroscience puns? They’re always on my mind.
- I had a pun in mind, but I just lost it.
- Synapse to it! Let’s get these puns going.
- I’m cerebrally invested in this conversation.
- I was going to tell a brain pun, but it wasn’t smart enough.
- These puns really activate my neural networks.
- I need to get a grip—my brain is out of control!
- I thought about the pun for so long, I gave myself a headache.
- I’m using my grey matter to come up with more puns.
- This joke is all in my head—literally.
- Don’t lose your nerve; these puns will grow on you.
- The brain is amazing—it gives you something to think about.
- That was a smart pun—really tickled my frontal lobe.
- I couldn’t get the joke—it just didn’t register in my brain.
- My neurons are firing on all cylinders with these brain puns!
Eye-Catching Eye Puns
- Eye see what you did there.
- My pupil and I have been looking for good puns all day.
- That pun was eye-opening!
- I’ve got my sights set on telling great puns.
- These puns are a real spectacle.
- I can’t focus—this joke is out of sight!
- You’re the apple of my eye, pun-wise.
- I couldn’t see that pun coming—it was a blur.
- These eye puns are cornea than I thought!
- That pun? Totally iris-istible.
- Eye can’t even with these jokes—they’re too good!
- Are you seeing this pun? It’s 20/20.
- Don’t blink or you’ll miss the next one.
- I shed a tear at how great these eye puns are.
- Keep your eyes peeled—more puns ahead!
Hair-Raising Hair Puns
- These hair puns are truly un-be-weavable!
- I’ve got a great hair pun—just need to comb through it first.
- He was head and shoulders above the rest with his puns.
- I’m not just splitting hairs here; these puns are good.
- Hair today, gone tomorrow—just like that joke.
- I was dye-ing to tell this pun.
- Don’t brush off these puns; they’ll grow on you.
- Did you hear about the barber? His jokes were shear genius.
- You’ve got to mane-tain your sense of humor.
- I made a hair pun, but I lost track of it—it’s a tangled mess.
- I can’t wig out over every hair pun I hear.
- These hair puns really curl me up!
- You’re one hair-raising pun away from a real laugh.
- I’ve got a lock on great hair puns.
- The jokes may not be permanent, but the laughter is.
Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Head Off
- I’ve got skeletons in my closet, and they’re dying to get out!
- Did you hear about the two bones? They joined forces and made a joint decision.
- You’re ribbing me with these skeleton puns.
- The skeleton didn’t cross the road—he didn’t have the guts.
- My funny bone’s been tickled too many times today!
- That skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
- These puns are jaw-droppingly good!
- Bone appetit—let’s feast on more puns.
- I’ve got a bad case of the skull-giggles.
- I’m spine-chillingly bad at this.
- Bone-jour! Let’s get started.
- That skeleton was a bone-vivant.
- I gave you a ribbing, but it’s all in good humor.
- My favorite subject in school? Anatomy, of corpse!
- I can’t hold my skeleton—it keeps falling apart at these jokes.
- This joke is to die for!
- I’ve been mulling over these skull-tastic puns.
- I feel it in my bones—this joke is a winner.
- Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a drink and a mop.
- That’s a bone-chillingly good one.
- When skeletons argue, it’s always bone of contention.
- He made a heartless joke—it was just cold-blooded.
- That’s a spine-tinglingly good one.
- The skull was upset—he just couldn’t keep it together.
- I tried telling skeleton puns, but I just didn’t have the guts.
- When bones talk, they always have bare-bone honesty.
- That was a rib-ticklingly good joke!
- I’ve got a marrow-minded sense of humor.
- Bone puns? I dig ’em!
- The bones held a meeting—they were quite skeletal about it.
- That joke didn’t stand a chance—it was spineless!
- Time for a skeletal review of these puns.
- This skeleton’s got a bone to pick with you.
- I found that joke humorous—literally.
- The bones are rattling with laughter.
- You’ve got a bone to pick? Let’s hear it!
- That joke is going straight to my spine.
- I was vertebrally unprepared for that.
- A skeleton’s favorite meal? Spare ribs.
- I’m spine-tinglingly excited about these jokes.
- Skeletons always feel bony.