Whether you’re raising a glass at a party or sharing a drink with friends, a good wordplay pun can always break the ice.
Dive into our ultimate guide of alcohol puns that will leave you buzzing with laughter. From wine to beer to cocktails, we’ve got a pun for every kind of drinker. Cheers to pun-derful times ahead!
Wine Puns
- I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having a case of the Mondays.
- You had me at merlot.
- I’m grapeful for wine every day.
- Sip happens, just pour yourself a glass.
- You’re the wine that I want.
- Pinot more wine, please!
- You’re un-wine-believable!
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- In wine there’s wisdom, in beer there’s freedom.
- Rosé to the occasion.
- I make pour decisions.
- I’ll be there in a prosecco!
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- Let’s have a grape time!
- Age only matters if you’re wine or cheese.
Beer Puns
- I’m lager than life.
- Ale’s well that ends well.
- Don’t worry, beer happy.
- Hoptimistic: always believing something good is brewing.
- Wish you were beer!
- Brew-tiful things are yet to come.
- I like to keep my friends hoppy.
- I’m having a beer-y good day.
- I believe in brew love!
- Brew can do it!
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
- Ale yeah!
- Life is brew-tiful.
- I’m a hop-timistic person.
- You brewlieve in magic?
Cocktail Puns
- We make a bloody good team.
- Martini, shaken, not stirred with puns.
- Mojito know how awesome you are.
- Time flies when you’re having rum.
- Let the fun be-gin.
- Don’t be absinthe-minded.
- Life’s too short to drink bad cocktails.
- Take a shot of tequila and don’t be salty.
- Screwdriver? I barely know her!
- When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour.
- I’ll margarita to that!
- Gin-uinely excited for happy hour.
- You’re soda-lightful.
- Don’t rum away from your problems.
- It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Whiskey Puns
- Whiskey me away!
- I’m neat, just like my whiskey.
- Rye so serious?
- You can’t spell whiskey without “why.”
- I’m bourbon to be wild!
- Keep your spirits up.
- I’ve got a whiskey business.
- Old fashioned? More like classic.
- Sip, sip, hooray for whiskey day!
- You make me feel so whisky!
- Call me old fashioned, but I love whiskey.
- Whiskey sour? More like whiskey power!
- I’m in high spirits.
- Let’s get into the whiskey business.
- Don’t rye and stop me!
Vodka Puns
- Vodka: It’s the spirit of the party.
- I’m shaken, not stirred by you.
- Vodka-mmunity is key.
- Let’s get blitzen with vodka.
- You’re vodka my world!
- Drink responsibly or get vodka’d.
- Vodka soda: less drama, more flavor.
- Always vodka with a twist.
- A shot of vodka a day keeps the doctor away.
- Vodka: It’s worth a shot.
- It’s a vodka kind of night.
- You’ve got me feeling vodka-tastic.
- I’d vodka-mile for you.
- Life is just better with vodka.
- Vodka it till you make it!
Rum Puns
- Rum where you want to, rum around the world.
- Time to get the rum-ble started.
- I’m feeling rum-antic.
- You’re my rum and only.
- I’m a rum-believer!
- Rum away with me!
- Keep calm and drink rum.
- Life is rum-derful.
- I’m just a little rum-antic.
- Rum, rum, rum your boat!
- Rum is the answer, who cares what the question is?
- Rum-mates forever!
- Rum with it.
- Let’s get the rum party started.
- Always in good spirits with rum.
Tequila Puns
- Tequila me softly with this song.
- Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- Tequila mockingbird.
- Hit me with your best shot.
- You’re the tequila to my sunrise.
- A day without tequila is like, just kidding, I have no idea.
- Shake your margaritas!
- Tequila: because sometimes therapy is expensive.
- Don’t tequila my vibe.
- You’re a shot of sunshine!
- Let’s taco ‘bout tequila.
- I’m nacho average drinker.
- Time to turn up the heat – tequila style!
- You can’t sip with us!
- I’m here for a good lime, not a long time.
Champagne Puns
- Time to get fizzy!
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Pop, fizz, clink!
- Keep calm and bubbly on.
- Life’s too short for flat champagne.
- Champagne is always the answer.
- Sparkle like champagne.
- Good things come to those who pop.
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Sip me baby one more time.
- You had me at bubbly.
- Too glam to give a damn.
- Pop the champagne, she’s changing her name!
- Bubbly and trouble-y.
- Here’s to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we won’t forget.
Bonus Puns
- I’m feeling tipsy-turvy.
- Pour-tunate to know you.
- Let’s get lit like a candle.
- Vodka-tonic, gin and platonic.
- Life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
- Beerly beloved, we are gathered here today.
- No wine-ing allowed.
- Cheers to pour decisions.
- Drink like nobody’s watching.
- You had me at whiskey.
- I’m on a whiskey diet; I’ve lost three days already.
- Don’t worry, beer happy.
- It’s the yeast I can do.
- When life gives you lemons, add tequila.
- Whisky-ing you a happy hour.
- Grape minds drink alike.
- Beer pressure got the best of me.
- I’ve got a beer-diful soul.
- I’ve got wine in my veins.
- I’m not drunk, just wine-derful.
- Don’t whine, wine.
- Another one bites the crust.
- Screw it, let’s drink wine.
- Chardy party!
- I’m not old, I’m vintage.
- Drink your juice, Shelby!
- You’re simply the zest.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Rosé the day away.
- I’m on a cleanse – a wine cleanse.
- Sip back and relax.
- Drink outside the box.
- Sippin’ on sunshine.
- Whiskey makes me frisky.
- Gin and bear it.
- Hoppy endings are the best.
- Don’t be stout-hearted.
- Drink to your health.
- I’ve got spirits, yes I do!
- Drink good, feel good.
- Another beer won’t kill ya.
- A bottle of red, a bottle of white.
- Martini happiness, one sip at a time.