Get ready to giggle with the ultimate collection of baby puns!
Whether you’re a new parent, hosting a baby shower, or just love a good pun, these 145 adorable and clever baby-themed jokes are sure to make you smile.
From baby food puns to diaper jokes, there’s a pun for every tiny tot occasion!
Baby Food Puns
- “What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?”
- “Peas out, little sprout!”
- “Lettuce romaine friends forever!”
- “I carrot believe how cute you are!”
- “Lettuce give a cheer for the new baby!”
- “Broccoli-ing my world, little one!”
- “You’re berry special, little one!”
- “Orange you glad you’re a baby?”
- “You’re the apple of my eye, baby pie!”
- “We make the perfect pear, baby bear!”
- “Let’s avo-cuddle, cutie!”
- “You’re grape at making everyone smile!”
- “You’re one in a melon, baby!”
- “Sweet as a peach and twice as neat!”
- “You’re the zest, baby!”
Diaper Puns
- “This diaper duty is no potty joke!”
- “Diaper loading… please wait.”
- “My diaper game is on point!”
- “Poop happens, but that’s why we’ve got diapers!”
- “I’m on a roll with these diaper changes!”
- “New to the world, but already crushing the diaper game!”
- “I’m just a napkin for what’s in this diaper!”
- “Diaper changes? Piece of cake!”
- “Keep calm and diaper on!”
- “Diaper duty: activated!”
- “These diapers are the real MVP!”
- “Got diapers? We sure do!”
- “Diaper ninjas at work!”
- “Diaper changes: the real superhero training!”
- “I’m just a tiny human with big diaper needs!”
Sleepy Time Puns
- “Dream big, little one!”
- “This baby is catching some Zzzs!”
- “Don’t wake the baby – she’s dreaming of bottles and pacifiers!”
- “Nap time? More like the baby’s happy hour!”
- “Yawn like a fawn, nap like a champ!”
- “Snoozing my way to cuteness!”
- “Sleep tight, little delight!”
- “Counting sheep? I count rubber ducks!”
- “Off to sleep in baby bear’s bed!”
- “Too cute to stay awake!”
- “Rest easy, tiny dreamer!”
- “I snooze, you lose!”
- “Nap queen/king in training!”
- “Sleeping like a baby? I invented that!”
- “Crib sweet crib!”
Bath Time Puns
- “Splish splash, baby’s taking a bath!”
- “Rubber ducky, you’re the one!”
- “Scrub-a-dub-dub, a baby in the tub!”
- “Bubble trouble in the baby bath!”
- “Making waves at bath time!”
- “Bath time is my happy hour!”
- “So fresh and so clean, little bean!”
- “Foam sweet foam!”
- “Bath goals: smell like baby powder!”
- “Water you doing? Just bathin’!”
- “Soap-er cute, aren’t I?”
- “Bubbles make everything better!”
- “Just keep bathin’!”
- “Bathing beauty in the house!”
- “Let the good times roll… in the tub!”
Baby Clothes Puns
- “Cuteness overloaded in this onesie!”
- “You’re the onesie I adore!”
- “Dressed to impress… in a diaper!”
- “Fashionably late, but always cute!”
- “Rocking this baby look like a pro!”
- “Tiny clothes, big attitude!”
- “Outfit of the day: adorable!”
- “Sock it to ’em, baby!”
- “Dressed to the nines… in baby time!”
- “Too cool for drool!”
- “Onesie wonder!”
- “Born to be wild (and stylish)!”
- “Tiny but mighty in this outfit!”
- “Cute as a button in baby cotton!”
- “Small clothes, big personality!”
First Words Puns
- “My first word: pun-tastic!”
- “Babbling my way into your heart!”
- “Wah-wah! That’s baby for ‘hello’!”
- “Word of the day: adorable!”
- “Talk about a cute first word!”
- “Baby babble? It’s pure poetry!”
- “Chatterbox in the making!”
- “Sounding off with baby words!”
- “Makin’ words, breakin’ hearts!”
- “Say hello to my little friend!”
- “I talk baby talk, and it’s the best!”
- “My first word? It was ‘awesome’!”
- “Babies speak the universal language of cute!”
- “First word alert: ‘mama’!”
- “Verbal virtuoso in the nursery!”
Teething Puns
- “These teeth are coming in hot!”
- “Chewing my way through teething!”
- “Teething: a baby’s rite of passage!”
- “Bite-sized cuteness overload!”
- “Grin and bear it, teething time!”
- “Chew on this: I’m teething!”
- “Gums of steel, baby!”
- “Drool rules when you’re teething!”
- “Tooth fairy, get ready!”
- “Teething? I’m just warming up!”
- “Can’t stop, won’t stop… teething!”
- “Bite back, little one!”
- “Those first teeth are pearly whites!”
- “Getting a grip on this teething thing!”
- “Teething today, chomping tomorrow!”
Bonus Puns
- “Cuteness is my middle name!”
- “I’m a little angel… in training!”
- “Droolin’ cool baby over here!”
- “Taking small steps, making big waves!”
- “Pacifier? More like peace-ifier!”
- “Just rollin’ with the baby punches!”
- “Every baby step counts!”
- “New to the world, but already winning!”
- “Giggles are my best accessory!”
- “Cutie patootie in the making!”
- “Newborns make the world go round!”
- “Cooing is my cardio!”
- “Crawling to the top, one babble at a time!”
- “Bundle of joy? That’s me!”
- “Cuteness overload, proceed with caution!”
- “I’m not crying, I’m just perfecting my vocals!”
- “Tiny hands, big dreams!”
- “I’m the little prince/princess of the house!”
- “Eat, sleep, be adorable, repeat!”
- “Just a small human, taking on the big world!”
- “Adorable with a side of giggles!”
- “Baby steps are my jam!”
- “Small but mighty, that’s me!”
- “Babying it up 24/7!”
- “Rock-a-bye cutie, in the treetop!”
- “Peek-a-boo, I see you!”
- “Makin’ a splash in this big world!”
- “Rattle ‘em up, baby style!”
- “Sippin’ on milk like it’s fancy!”
- “I’m the cherry on top of this family sundae!”
- “Cuddle me, I’m adorable!”
- “Catchin’ dreams like a pro!”
- “This little piggy went to cuteness town!”
- “Baby bear in the house!”
- “Tiny toes, big journey ahead!”
- “Snuggle monster on the loose!”
- “The crib is my happy place!”
- “Born to be wild (and super cute)!”
- “Rocking this baby gig like a champ!”
- “Sweet dreams, tiny dreamer!”
- “I put the ‘aww’ in awesome!”
- “Snug as a bug in a rug!”
- “Lullabies and sweet vibes!”
- “Here to steal hearts, one giggle at a time!”
- “Tiny, mighty, and oh-so-cute!”
- “Bubble-blowing expert in the making!”
- “Soft as a baby’s bottom!”
- “Who’s the cutest? I am!”
- “Just a pint-sized bundle of joy!”
- “Cute beyond words, baby style!”