Looking for puns that are truly out of this world? You’ve landed on the right planet! This ultimate guide features 145 alien puns categorized for every kind of space cadet.
Whether you’re a UFO enthusiast or a sci-fi fan, these puns will have you seeing stars. Let’s take off on a cosmic journey of humor!
Space Travel Puns
- Why did the alien break up with the astronaut? He needed space!
- How do aliens organize a party? They planet.
- What do you call an alien with no eyes? A “see-thing”!
- Why don’t aliens use Twitter? They don’t like following humans.
- What do aliens say when they land on Earth? “Take me to your dealer!”
- Why did the alien get a job at NASA? He was good at space-ing out.
- What’s an alien’s favorite type of music? Space rock!
- How do aliens keep in touch? Spacebook.
- Why was the alien a bad comedian? His jokes were too far out!
- What do you call an alien that loves camping? A “space-invader”!
- How do aliens avoid getting lost in space? They follow the GPS – Galactic Positioning System.
- What kind of car do aliens drive? A UFO – Unbelievably Fast Object.
- Why did the alien get a speeding ticket? He was driving his UFO in the space lane!
- How do aliens ask for directions? They ask for space signals.
- Why did the alien get lost? He missed his orbit.
Alien Invasion Puns
- Why do aliens always win at hide and seek? They’re out of this world!
- What do aliens say when they invade Earth? “Resistance is futile!”
- How do you scare an alien? Show them your phone bill!
- Why did the aliens invade the library? They heard it was full of good stories.
- What’s an alien’s favorite sport? Spaceball!
- What do aliens use to cut their food? An asteroid knife.
- How do aliens enjoy their favorite TV shows? On a universal remote.
- Why did the alien visit a psychiatrist? He had a case of space madness.
- What’s the first thing aliens do when they invade a city? Check the Wi-Fi password.
- What do aliens like to drink? Rocket fuel soda.
- How do aliens take selfies? With their “space-time” camera.
- Why don’t aliens play chess? They prefer to checkmate the universe.
- What’s an alien’s favorite movie? “Men in Black” – it’s their biography!
- Why did the alien refuse to eat? He was already full of “space” food.
- How do aliens cook their food? On a flying saucer.
Extraterrestrial Lifestyle Puns
- Why don’t aliens need a flashlight? Their futures are always bright!
- How do aliens keep their skin glowing? Martian mud masks.
- What’s an alien’s favorite clothing brand? SpaceXpress.
- What do aliens use to pay for things? Star bucks!
- How do aliens take care of their gardens? They use “astro-nomics.”
- What kind of music do Martians listen to? Space jazz.
- Why do aliens always look good? They’ve mastered cosmic chic.
- How do aliens keep their houses clean? They use a black hole for dusting.
- What’s an alien’s favorite snack? Milky Way bars.
- How do aliens stay fit? They do “astro-naut-ics.”
- What’s an alien’s favorite TV show? “Galaxy’s Got Talent.”
- What kind of shoes do aliens wear? “Space boots” with rocket laces.
- How do aliens relax after a long day? They watch the stars… from the other side.
- Why don’t aliens need phones? They have tele-pathy.
- What do aliens do on weekends? They go planet-hopping.
Alien and Human Interaction Puns
- Why did the alien go to school? To learn the Universal Language.
- How do you greet an alien? “Beam me up, buddy!”
- What did the alien say to the astronaut? “You’re out of your mind!”
- Why did the alien fail math? He couldn’t figure out human logic.
- How do aliens write emails? They use space-bar a lot.
- What do aliens think of Earth? They think it’s a “global” warming zone.
- Why do aliens avoid Earth? Too much “pollution” in the conversation.
- How do you know if an alien likes you? They give you a “star” rating.
- What do aliens and humans have in common? We’re all a little spaced out!
- Why was the alien good at stand-up comedy? He could always find his audience in “space.”
- How do aliens say goodbye? “See you on the flip side of the moon!”
- Why don’t aliens use microwaves? They prefer wormholes for heating.
- What do you call an alien who’s bad at conversations? A “space cadet.”
- Why did the alien apply for a job on Earth? He needed a change of atmosphere.
- How do aliens compliment each other? “You’re stellar!”
Bonus Alien Puns
- What did the alien say when he was late? “Sorry, I was caught in a space-time continuum!”
- Why did the alien start a band? He wanted to make some “universal” music.
- How do aliens light their homes? With “starlight.”
- What’s an alien’s favorite app? “Star-maps.”
- Why was the alien always calm? He was used to space.
- How do you stop an alien’s wedding? Say, “I object to this planetary union!”
- Why did the alien avoid junk food? It was afraid of meteors.
- How do aliens wash their clothes? In the cosmic spin cycle.
- What’s an alien’s favorite instrument? A space-violin.
- Why was the alien a terrible cook? He always burned the Milky Way.
- How do aliens celebrate birthdays? With a “big bang.”
- What’s an alien’s favorite drink? Comet Cola.
- Why don’t aliens play video games? They always cheat with space codes.
- How do aliens park their spaceships? They use moon spots.
- Why was the alien unhappy with Earth? It was not his “cup of galaxy.”
- How do aliens stay in shape? They run around the sun.
- What’s an alien’s favorite vegetable? Space-cabbage.
- Why did the alien start gardening? To grow space-lettuce.
- How do aliens apologize? “Sorry, my mistake was astronomical.”
- Why did the alien avoid caffeine? It made him hyper-space.
- What’s an alien’s favorite dessert? Planet pie.
- How do aliens do math? They use “cosmic calculus.”
- What’s an alien’s favorite color? “Space gray.”
- Why did the alien get kicked out of the bar? He took too many shots at the moon.
- How do aliens party? They have a blast!
- Why did the alien get a telescope? To find his “star”-crossed lover.
- What do you call a shy alien? A “close encounter of the blur kind.”
- How do aliens tell time? By counting light years.
- Why was the alien a terrible fisherman? He kept catching falling stars.
- What do aliens eat for breakfast? Asteroid cereal.
- How do aliens greet each other? “Peace, love, and cosmic dust.”
- Why did the alien visit the doctor? He had space flu.
- How do aliens play hide and seek? They just disappear into a black hole.
- Why did the alien buy a camera? To take spaced-out selfies.
- What’s an alien’s favorite subject? Astronomy, of course!
- Why was the alien always optimistic? His head was in the clouds.
- How do aliens prank each other? With cosmic jokes.
- Why do aliens read books? To get a “space” of knowledge.
- How do you calm down an alien? Tell them to take a breather—there’s plenty of air in space!
- What’s an alien’s favorite workout? Space yoga.
- How do aliens deal with stress? They meditate under the stars.
- Why do aliens hate arguments? It causes a big bang.
- How do aliens bake cookies? They use a meteor-oven.
- What’s an alien’s favorite board game? Space-opoly.
- How do aliens cool down? They take a dip in the Milky Way.