145 Butt Puns That Will Crack You Up!

Ready for a pun-derful time? We’ve compiled the ultimate guide to butt puns that will crack you up!

From cheeky humor to clever wordplay, these 145 butt puns are guaranteed to make you giggle.

Dive into the best booty jokes, and remember: no ifs, ands, or butts about it—these are the funniest puns around!

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Cheeky Butt Puns

I’m on a roll—a butter roll!
That was a half-assed effort!
When the butt’s away, the cheeks will play.
Don’t butt in—you’ll get cut off!
Life’s a bummer, so just embrace it!
Let’s talk about the bottom line.
Stop being such a bummer!
I’m feeling cheeky today.
Keep your butts about you!
Don’t be so glute-al about everything.
Let’s make this a rear-ward journey!
Stop dragging your buns around!
That’s a lot of rear-sponsibility.
You really crack me up!
Be careful, don’t get butt-hurt!

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Classy and Sassy Puns

Glute-iful work!
Don’t be so behind the times.
Keep it behind closed doors.
You’re such a class act…or should I say ass act?
Glute to see you again!
You’ve got a behind-the-scenes look.
That’s some rear charm!
A truly endearing derriere.
Stop being so rear-sponsible.
Such a refined bottom line.
Butt out in style.
Let’s tush this to the side.
A fine behind is hard to find.
Glutes got your back!
Time to rear-range your schedule.

Fitness and Booty Workouts Puns

Squat’s up, buttercup?
Glutes before toots.
Just squattin’ my butt off!
Glute-tastic work out there!
I’m on my glute-to-know basis.
Let’s get to the bottom of this squat!
Squat it like it’s hot!
Booty camp is in session.
That’s some serious squat goals!
Don’t butt heads, just work out!
Ready to get buns of steel?
It’s time to kick butt!
Don’t be a lazy glute!
Let’s take it glute-ally.
That’s a well-rounded routine!

Animal Butt Puns

That’s a cat-astrophic butt!
Otter butts are the best butts.
Don’t be such a pain in the ass-teroid.
Bear with my puns—they’re barely butt-related!
We’re gonna have a whale of a time!
It’s time for a bunny hop behind.
You’re barking up the wrong glute!
Just butt-ering around like a butterfly.
Don’t give a rat’s butt!
Have you ever seen a penguin’s rear?
That’s a moo-dy cow butt.
Stop being such a donkey!
Time for some rear-wing action!
You’re such a tail-chaser.
Butt-erflies in your stomach?

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Food-Related Butt Puns

That’s some juicy junk in the trunk!
Don’t be so buns-itive.
The buns don’t stop!
You’re such a big deal—you’re a real beefcake!
Stop loafing around!
I’m totally buttered up now!
That’s just the buns of it.
You’re the breadwinner—no buns about it!
Lettuce get to the point—buns are fun!
You can’t ketchup with these buns.
That’s a hot cross bun!
I’m on a roll with these buns.
Stop being so sweet cheeks.
Donut judge these buns!
It’s a sweet bun-anza!

Pop Culture Butt Puns

Shake your boo-ty, Beyoncé style!
Baby got back!
Call me Sir Mix-A-Lot!
Too bootylicious for you!
That’s a real Kardashian backstory!
Booty and the Beast!
To thine own ass be true!
Game of Thongs—winter is rear!
Shake it like Shakira!
Star Wars: The Glute Awakens!
All about that bass, no treble!
Lord of the Buns!
That’s a back to the future move!
Ain’t no mountain butt enough!
If the bootie fits, wear it!

Seasonal and Holiday Butt Puns

New rear, new me!
It’s a winter bum-derland!
A spook-tacular butt for Halloween.
Butt-le up for winter!
Don’t be such a Scrooge about buns.
Get your buns in the sun.
Let’s make it a bootie-ful Valentine’s!
Butt-er luck next time!
Glute-ing up for spring!
Fall into these buns!
Tis the season to be jolly… about butts!
Have an egg-cellent Easter booty!
Independence Day? More like Independence Rear!
Halloween is all about boo-tiful buns.
Happy New Rear!

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Office and Work-Related Butt Puns

Time to get your rear in gear!
Butt first, coffee.
No ifs, ands, or butts about this project!
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
That’s some top-notch rear-sourcing.
Don’t butt heads in the meeting!
You’re the butt of this operation.
Glute to the deadline!
Rear-ange your priorities.
Tush and hustle!
You’re always on my behind.
Just another day at the office butts.
Deadline? More like rear-line!
Stop loafing and start glute-ing!
That’s a butts-in-seats strategy!

Pun-derful Bonus Butt Puns

That’s a glute-ful sight!
Butt seriously, folks!
You’re such a rear treat!
That’s a pun-chy butt!
Glute it or lose it!
Glutes to be here!
Don’t be a pain in the buttocks.
Time to rear-view the situation.
That’s a tushy touch-up!
Glute times, come on!
That’s just cheeky business!
Time to butt heads (literally).
Just winging it… butts are involved.
It’s a full moon out!
Don’t be glute-ish about your dreams.
That was just a rear-snap decision.
Let’s tush it out.
Rear-ly? That’s your best pun?
Don’t be an ass-et.
That’s a behind-the-scenes story.
Butt what’s next?
You’re behind on your puns!
To the rear and beyond!
There’s no butt about it!
Rear-range your thoughts!
This is the real behind-the-scenes.
That’s a rear-time story.
What a glute-toot!
It’s time for a rear-novation.
That’s a butt-tastic effort!
Your puns are behind!
A glute-al culmination.
That was a glute-ending!
Don’t be a butt-lehead!
A true end-glute!
That’s an ass-tronomical achievement!
Glute at your own pace.
That’s a real butt-clencher!
You got rear-ended by humor.
That’s rear-ly impressive!
A tush tale!
Let’s boot-scoot it!
You’ve got buns, hon!
That’s a glute-uous applause!
Bootylicious!
Don’t butt heads with this!
That’s a butts-scratcher!
Glute work pays off!
You’ve got rear!
Bottoms up!