Burritos aren’t just delicious, they’re also the perfect subject for a little humor.
Whether you’re a pun enthusiast or just love burritos, this ultimate guide will have you rolling with laughter.
We’ve compiled 145 burrito puns that are spicy, cheesy, and everything in between. Let’s dive into the world of burrito wordplay!
Wrap-tastic Burrito Puns
- You’ve guac to be kidding me!
- Lettuce taco ‘bout how amazing burritos are.
- I’m nacho average burrito lover.
- Holy guacamole, this burrito is huge!
- Burrito bowls? More like burrito goals!
- Don’t burrito your feelings, let them out!
- What a burrito-ful day it is!
- Roll with it, just like a burrito.
- Feeling a bit saucy, just like this burrito.
- I’m stuffed… like a burrito.
- You burrito-ly have no idea how good this is.
- Wrap me up, I’m all about that burrito life.
- Burrito? More like burr-eat-o!
- My love for burritos is un-wrap-able.
- Let’s taco ‘bout how burritos always fill me with joy.
Guac and Roll Burrito Puns
- Let’s guac and roll with this burrito.
- Every day is burrito-ful when guacamole’s involved.
- You’re the guac to my burrito.
- Rollin’ with my homies… and my burrito.
- I can’t help but wrap my arms around this guac-y burrito.
- This burrito really knows how to guac the talk.
- The only thing better than a burrito? One filled with guac.
- Guac, stock, and barrel, this burrito has it all!
- I’m on a roll – a burrito roll!
- What’s the key to happiness? A burrito full of guac!
- Guac this way, I’ve got burritos for days.
- This burrito is the guac to my soul.
- Rock out with your guac out… in a burrito!
- You guac my world when you bring me burritos.
- Without guac, a burrito is just a wrap.
Cheesy Burrito Puns
- This burrito is so gouda, I can’t even!
- You cheddar believe I’m getting extra cheese in my burrito.
- Feeling sharp? It’s gotta be the cheddar in my burrito.
- I’m nacho sure if I can finish this burrito.
- This burrito is a-grate-ing on my taste buds… in the best way.
- No need to be blue, just add cheese to your burrito.
- Just queso you didn’t know, burritos are the best.
- Don’t go bacon my heart, burrito, with your cheesy goodness.
- Life’s better with extra queso in my burrito.
- You’re the big cheese when it comes to burrito-making.
- Cheddar luck next time – this burrito’s mine!
- Let’s taco ‘bout how cheesy this burrito is.
- Feta than all the rest, this burrito is amazing.
- Cheese puns are grate, but burritos are even better.
- I’m fondue of this cheesy burrito.
Spicy Burrito Puns
- Can you handle the heat of this burrito?
- Don’t get jalapeño business – this burrito is too hot to handle!
- Feeling hot, hot, hot? Must be the salsa in my burrito.
- This burrito is on fire – literally!
- Jalapeño your face when you taste this spicy burrito!
- Spice up your life with a hot burrito.
- Hot stuff coming through – with a side of salsa!
- Keep calm and eat a spicy burrito.
- Sizzlin’ and spicy, this burrito’s got it all.
- Burrito time is the best time, especially with some heat.
- This burrito is flaming – in the best possible way!
- Don’t taco ‘bout the spice – feel it!
- Salsa-lutely love a good spicy burrito.
- Chili out with this heat-packed burrito.
- That’s one hot tamale… I mean burrito!
Sweet Burrito Puns
- You’re as sweet as a cinnamon-sugar burrito.
- This dessert burrito is sugar and spice and everything nice.
- Don’t dessert me – bring me a sweet burrito!
- Life is sweet when you’ve got a dessert burrito in hand.
- You’re the sugar to my cinnamon burrito.
- Let’s get wrapped up in something sweet.
- Is that a burrito or a churro in disguise?
- You make life sweet – just like a dessert burrito.
- Sweeter than a candy burrito.
- Wrapping up a perfect meal with a sweet burrito.
- Love is like a dessert burrito – wrapped up with goodness.
- Sugar rush? Must be this sweet burrito.
- Let’s burrito up some sweet moments together.
- Sweet and spicy – the perfect burrito combo.
- A sweet burrito a day keeps the cravings away!
Meaty Burrito Puns
- Meat me at the burrito bar!
- Carne believe how good this burrito is!
- Beefing up my day with this burrito.
- Burrito today, gone tamale.
- Steak a chance on this beefy burrito.
- This burrito is un-burr-lievable!
- We’re on a roll with this meaty burrito.
- Full of beefy goodness, this burrito is a meal!
- Don’t taco ‘bout it – just enjoy the meat!
- Burrito bar? More like steakhouse on the go.
- You had me at burrito… and then you added meat.
- Burrito up some beefy dreams tonight.
- Wrap me up in a burrito full of steak!
- You’re the beef to my burrito!
- Steak your claim on this delicious burrito.
Vegan Burrito Puns
- Lettuce wrap up in a vegan burrito today.
- I carrot believe how good this vegan burrito is!
- Kale yeah, I’ll have a vegan burrito.
- Powered by plants… and wrapped in a burrito.
- Sweet potato makes everything better – especially in burritos!
- Wrap your greens around this vegan burrito.
- Lettuce taco ‘bout the wonders of vegan burritos.
- This burrito is soy amazing!
- Beans, beans, the magical fruit… in my burrito!
- Totally nuts about this vegan burrito.
- Nothing beet-s a good vegan burrito.
- Avocado vegan burrito for the win!
- Spinach me right ‘round, this burrito is perfect.
- Vegan dreams are made of burritos like these.
- Burrito wrapped in love – and plants!
Breakfast Burrito Puns
- Wakin’ up with the best – a breakfast burrito!
- Eggs-traordinary burritos for the morning win.
- Bacon me crazy for these breakfast burritos.
- Rise and dine with a burrito breakfast.
- Egg-cited for a breakfast burrito today!
- Morning routines just got tastier – burrito time!
- Omelette you in on a secret – breakfast burritos are amazing!
- Hashing it out with a breakfast burrito.
- Egg-sactly what I needed to start my day!
- Breakfast in bed? Only if it’s a burrito.
- Rise and wrap with a breakfast burrito.
- Burrito your way to a better morning.
- Don’t scramble – just grab a breakfast burrito.
- Burritos in the morning? Egg-cellent idea.
- Bacon, eggs, and burritos – a perfect start to the day.
Bonus Burrito Puns
- Let’s taco ‘bout how awesome burritos are.
- I’ve got fillings for you – like a burrito.
- Burrito big or go home.
- This burrito has layers of deliciousness.
- Burrito or not, here I come!
- You’re burrito-ful in every way.
- Burrito take on the world, one wrap at a time.
- Burrito me halfway – with extra guac.
- Lettuce burrito this up with a bow.
- Burrito think you’re the best!
- Don’t taco over me while I’m eating.
- This burrito is stuffed… and so am I.
- Wrap your mind around this: burritos rule.
- Burrito-ffically the best food ever!
- Tortilla me this: why are burritos so perfect?
- Every burrito tells a story… and it’s delicious.
- Don’t burrito it alone – share with friends.
- A burrito a day keeps the hunger away.
- Love is a burrito wrapped with care.
- Burrito in the hand, happiness in the heart.
- It’s a wrap! Burrito style.
- Holy moly, guacamole, this burrito is tasty.
- Burrito filled with love – and beans.
- One burrito to rule them all.
- In queso emergency, burrito time.
- Roll with it, just like this burrito.
- Life’s better with a burrito in hand.
- Beans and dreams, wrapped in a burrito.
- I’m all wrapped up in burrito love.
- Can’t handle this level of burrito perfection.
- The secret to happiness is always burritos.
- Let’s get wrapped up in burrito magic.
- Lettuce taco ‘bout burritos forever.
- Nothing wraps me up like a burrito.
- Burritos are nacho ordinary meal.
- Every burrito has a story – and I’m listening.
- Roll with the burrito goodness, always.