145 Fart Puns That Will Make You Crack Up

Fart puns are a gas, and we’ve rounded up the best of the best!

Whether you enjoy a silent but deadly pun or a full-blown wordplay cheek squeak, this ultimate guide will have you in stitches.

With 145 pun-tastic jokes, you’ll never run out of ways to make people laugh, cringe, or both!

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Silent But Deadly Puns

When someone tells a fart joke, I can’t help but smell the punchline.
The fart was so quiet, I almost mist it.
Don’t trust silent farts, they’re just plotting a sneaky exit.
My silent farts are like ninjas — they strike without warning.
That fart was so quiet, even the air got awkward.
If farts were words, mine would be a whisper.
A fart in church is truly a holy ghost.
You may not hear the fart, but the damage is done.
My farts are like ghosts — silent, invisible, but you know they’re there.
It’s the farts you don’t hear that leave the biggest impression.
A silent fart is like a secret weapon — unseen but devastating.
They say the best revenge is served cold, but I prefer mine silent and smelly.
My quiet fart came with a draft warning.
Silent farts leave the room in suspense… then regret.
Shh… my farts speak louder than words.

Cheeky Squeakers

Why do farts never tell secrets? They just squeak out.
My fart squeaked out like it had something to say.
A squeaky fart is just a toot trying to make a sound decision.
I didn’t fart, it’s just my chair expressing itself.
Squeaky farts are the sign of a well-oiled machine.
If my farts were instruments, they’d play in a minor squeak.
That fart had all the squeak but none of the muscle.
Squeaky farts: when you try to hold it in but it wants to be heard.
My squeaky fart says “hello” in its own special way.
I didn’t mean to squeak, it just slipped out.
Squeaky farts sound like my chair’s trying to tell me something.
Every squeak has its own unique tone. Mine was a high C.
That squeaky fart was more of a symphony than a solo.
My squeaky fart is just the wind’s way of saying hi.
Squeaks are for beginners. Pros go silent.

Loud and Proud Farts

When I fart, I go for maximum impact.
My fart was so loud, it echoed for days.
I didn’t fart, I just gave a free performance.
A loud fart is just my body’s way of announcing its presence.
My fart could rival a foghorn.
The fart was so loud, even the neighbors heard it.
If my fart had a volume button, I’d crank it up.
I don’t hold in farts — I let them speak for themselves.
That fart wasn’t just loud, it was a declaration.
When my body farts, it does so with authority.
My loud fart could have been mistaken for a passing motorcycle.
That fart was so loud, it deserves a round of applause.
I prefer my farts like my music — loud and unapologetic.
My fart was louder than my alarm clock this morning.
You think your fart was loud? Mine could wake the dead!

Gassy Giggles

Farts are just the universe’s way of keeping things light.
If you’re not laughing after a fart, you’re missing the joke.
Farts are nature’s way of breaking the ice.
Why did the fart cross the road? To get to the punchline.
I’d tell you a fart joke, but it’s a little off-gas.
Farts and laughs go hand in hand. Or cheek to cheek.
Every fart comes with a side of giggles.
Laughing at farts is the oldest joke in the book.
I don’t always fart, but when I do, I prefer to giggle afterward.
Farting and laughing: the best pair since peanut butter and jelly.
Why did the fart go to comedy school? To blow the audience away.
Farts: bringing comedy gold since the dawn of time.
A fart is the shortest distance between two people laughing.
Farts are like stand-up comedy — always working on new material.
If you don’t laugh at a fart joke, you’re holding in too much.

Stinky Situation Puns

My fart smelled so bad, even the skunks complained.
That fart was so stinky, the paint peeled off the walls.
My fart could clear a room faster than a fire alarm.
Ever smelled a fart so bad you could taste it?
My fart smells like it came straight from the underworld.
That fart was so smelly, even the dog ran away.
When my fart lingers, it’s a sign that I’ve made my mark.
My fart was so stinky, I almost apologized to the air.
If farts had flavors, mine would be ‘rotten egg supreme.’
My fart was so bad, even Febreze gave up.
The fart was so stinky, the windows cracked.
That fart could double as chemical warfare.
Ever farted so bad that even you had to leave the room?
I didn’t fart, I created an atmospheric disturbance.
My fart’s more of a “toxic cloud” than a breeze.

Windy Wordplay

I’ve got a PhD in flatulence.
Call me the wind whisperer — I fart and disappear.
My farts are like Wi-Fi signals, always dropping out at the wrong time.
Farts are like the weather — unpredictable and sometimes stormy.
I control the wind, one fart at a time.
My farts are powered by wind, just like a turbine.
I fart with the strength of a thousand breezes.
Why hold in a fart? It’s just air passing through.
Farts are like wind chimes — delicate, yet surprising.
If farts were currents, mine would be a jet stream.
My fart could power a small boat on a windy day.
Farting is just nature’s way of venting.
My farts follow the path of least resistance.
Farting is how I make sure the wind is always at my back.
My farts could create their own weather system.

Bonus Fart Puns

My fart is like a ninja — silent, but smells deadly.
You don’t choose the fart life, the fart life chooses you.
When I fart, even the plants lose their will to live.
That fart wasn’t just loud, it was ground-breaking.
My fart was so strong, it knocked out the Wi-Fi.
I farted, and my dog gave me side-eye.
If farting were a sport, I’d be a gold medalist.
My farts are like fireworks — loud, proud, and unforgettable.
I don’t fart, I release personal air conditioning.
Farting is just my way of giving back to the atmosphere.
If farts were currency, I’d be a billionaire.
Why do farts always come at the worst possible time? Nature’s joke, I guess.
I farted so loud, the car alarm went off.
My farts should come with a health warning.
Farts are proof that even the body has a sense of humor.
I didn’t fart, it’s just my personality escaping.
If farts could talk, mine would scream.
A fart is just a high five for your insides.
Farts: the language everyone speaks, but no one admits to.
That fart was like a bad decision — instant regret.
Farting is my superpower, but with great power comes great responsibility.
My fart sounded like it had a personal vendetta.
My fart was so epic, it should have been in a movie trailer.
Don’t be ashamed of farting — it’s nature’s way of keeping things interesting.
Farts are like opinions: everyone has them, but no one wants to hear them.
That fart was so potent, it left a lasting legacy.
I didn’t fart — I just created an air disturbance.
Farts: proof that everyone is a little gassy.
If my fart had a face, it would be smirking right now.
The fart was so loud, it deserves its own Twitter account.
My fart could fuel a hot air balloon.
When I fart, even the wind bows down.
My fart was so smelly, it was a sensory experience.
I farted, and suddenly, world peace felt possible.
Why hold in farts when you can share them with the world?
I didn’t fart, I just gave an air quality test.
My fart was so powerful, it could clear a path in a crowded room.
If farts were fireworks, mine would be grand finales.
A fart in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Farting: it’s the sound of internal freedom.
Farts are the universal language of laughter.
My fart echoed like it had its own PA system.
Farting is my hidden talent — well, not so hidden anymore.